On to another bugbear of mine... Ryanair announced three new routes today (well, one of them is a resumption of GRO but let's not be churlish). Today's headline in the Chronicle: 'Hello sunshine, Ryanair announces eight new summer holiday routes from Newcastle'. Even in the first sentence it says they have only announced three.
You couldn't make it up. Unless you write for the Chronicle in which case you obviously can...