"Having said that, it is somewhat rare that the 'skygods' show themselves to the great unwashed these days..."
As a general rule nowadays, I require plebe passengers to go through one of my three intermediaries. If they pass the test (adequate dress, hygiene, social status, etc.), I will consider meeting with them if their case is worthy of my highly valuable time. (NOT!):0
I try to get in back and say good-bye to as many PAX as possible. (Unless of course I am running for more "brain-food." SAFETY FIRST!!!)
PT