Bloke wanted some sand for his garden patio bedding. He saw a large pile of council sand at the end of a street in his village. Too good an opportunity to miss. In the middle of the night, complete with trailer, he drove to the pile and started uploading shovels full of sand. When he was half done and the trailer was half loaded, Mr. Plod strolled past and stopped. "ere ere, you can't be dumping sand here. Load it all back up again and be off with you."