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Old 29th Mar 2016, 13:24
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FlyingOfficerKite
 
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Reminds me of the old joke:

Captain on PA: Ladies and Gentlemen I'm afraid the Nr 4 engine has failed. Our flight will be delayed by an hour ...

Sometime later:

Captain on PA: Ladies and Gentlemen I'm afraid the Nr 3 engine has failed. Our flight will be delayed by another hour ...

Sometime later:

Captain on PA: Ladies and Gentlemen I'm afraid the Nr 2 engine has failed. Our flight will be delayed by another hour ..

One Pax to another: It's to be hoped the other engine doesn't fail otherwise we'll be up here all day ... !!!

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