SWH, personal attacks for having a different opinion, or an alternative view to yours? Really?
Ok then....
"Maaaate, you are right! It was me down the plaza! i nearly didn't recognise you! But when I saw that Cathay tracksuit, and your Tan RM Williams and your Rayban Aviators and your bejewelled Brietling to dazzle the ladies, it could only be you! The way you high fived the Cathay guys and low fived the KA guys, well, you really showed them huh???"
Admittedly not very productive, but I can see how you got your jollies out of it.
