God forbid any soldiers were to die cleaning the streets of Carlisle
I hope they do West Walls first, many many moons ago a local plod car spotted a young couple having sex... nothing wrong with that you might say, though he was rogering her lying down in the middle of the unlight road on a blind bend... he nearly had a premature and plowed deeper than ever before, but the plods managed to swerve and avoid forcing the issue.