I remember years ago Comply posted a very similar post and received a fair bit of stick about it. The fact that almost the same thing, word for word has been said again strongly suggests he/she was just taking the piss all along.
Awesome, well done!
Wear, touch or even look at my uniform when on holidays, no way. As far as the Emergency Exit Row seats go, I will take the risk and sit wherever.
I do hope you are taking the piss Comply.