I Wish I Hadn't Said That Vol II...
FRY RAF heli-det sometime in the 90s, feeding time in the canteen.
The Padre happens to be sitting alone eating his food.
'Jovial' crewman known for putting his foot in it walks by and makes conversation...
Crewman: "Hi Padre, I thought you'd 've been round to see us by now!"
Padre: "And what the **** have you done to help?"