Let the company recruit and train, that's their job not yours!
Very funny, indeed.
But y'know what?
WE have to fly what they recruit and train, not the company. Hence the interest and disrespect for what you just stated.
On another note: I do respect your experience, just as much as i do for Ryan Air pilots who do well, so you could be very much suitable for EK, maybe not your attitude though.
Our recurrent syllabus recently provides time for FO enhancement modules, with line orientated scenarios with them running the whole show. Most of them come out of these experiences a little more humble than you seem to be .....
We sky gods may have developed our god like status by experience and training first .... and only then focusing on the problem called money.