NATO E3, routing Waddo, NAVPI, Ramstein.
"London Mil, NATO42 climbing out of Waddington, routing direct to NAV Papa One (said in proud voice)!"
"NATO42 London Mil, identified, say again where you're routing to?"
(Now a little worried) "Uhhhhh, NAV Papa One Sir!"
Didn't have the heart to burst his bubble "Roger, route direct to NAV Papa One, request your estimate?"
More USAF, all transport ac!
"London Mil, RCH1234, FL240"
"RCH1234 London Mil, Identified, What type of service?"
Responses: 1) "Uhhh, can I have the ILS at mildenhall please sir?"
2) "I'd like 150 gallons of fuel and a screenwash please sir!" and finally, 3) "Can I have the full service please sir?" "Certainly, would you like coffee with that?" joke I! PAUSE "Sorry Sir, is that your British Sense of humour?"