Heard on a frequency today..
.. busy traffic conditions.. one 757 just down and rolling out. A further 757 on short finals and a RJ lined up and ready immediate.
Tower controller clearly needing to get the first 757 vacated as soon as able passes message ...
"*£$ 123 If you can exit at
XY that will help me out a lot"
A/c replies
" Er, hang on.. er yes a handbrake turn and..er.. yep we got it"

made me smile anyway