Le crustacean heureux
I is an happy crab!
And all the crabs I know are happy! I can't believe there are all that many unhappy front-line pilot crabs. OK, front-line fast-jet pilot crabs. They'd have said.
"The best thing you'll ever do is join up. The second best thing you'll ever do is leave."
Can't help feeling there's a lot of contributors post-second-best-thing.