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Old 30th Mar 2015, 01:57
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Iron Bar
 
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OK, until we can have the appropriate sections added to the Emergency Procedures Manual, the cabin crew trained AND the pilots informed about what they can expect from the cabin crew in the event of an emergency. I will look forward to having three pilots rostered for EVERY sector and all of our employers can bill the government for it.

Also, they can put a ticket levy (lets call it a "don't trust my pilot levy") on all tickets and the panicking public can pay for the imposition.

Perhaps I will start making a reassuring PA every time one of the pilots goes for a slash. Especially in the middle of the night on a BOC PH or DN sector. Don't worry panicking public, rest easy, the no-longer trustworthy pilots are being watched. . . . . .
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