Lordy.
I do hope the "married senior officer" managed to claim the bounty....
I'm discriminated against. I've got lumps in the wrong places too although that's mostly down to the pies.
Whom do I sue? Is it the MoD for giving me in-flight or Messrs Ginsters & Son (Purveyors of Fine Meaty Goods to the Royal Household) for making such interesting pies?
Surely I can sue someone for something?
I was good enough to fly the Eurofighter in all but ability. I have been horribly wronged.
What about the mental scarring? The flying suits make my bum look big. As do the trousers. And nudity in fact.........
As for the overseas business.....I've been there once or twice...called England isn't it? Frightful. She's got the right idea.
In fact, I'd heard they were selling off all the Mk5 C130Js to pay her off. etc etc.
Jolly good luck to her.
Ftang ftang olé biscuit barrel......
