I was escort to one of my airmen who was up in front of the CO for being caught in an 'out of bounds area' (aka knocking shop) in Limassol.
The CO awarded him 7 days jankers with a warning that should he offend again it could be 28 days next time. In a rich geordie accent the airman replied that he might as well make it 28 days now 'cos he wasn't going to be celibate (words to that effect) for the next two years.
The CO could barley conceal his need to burst out laughing as we were quickly dismissed by the Flt Sgt., to the sounds of laughter from the CO's office.