So, calling in sick from the pub may not be such a good idea then
Hey as you sick leave the items at home

State you were at home all the time and too sick to access anything.
Company i worked for years ago paid for my Internet Access supposedly giving them lots of rights to access stuff.
Friends never understood why I had 2 internet connections one my own completely separate.
Always clear down everything on laptop before handing it back especially temporary files and any history. IT guru who knew his stuff inside out said Average IT Monkey looks only at laptop because they have little time, if its clean they move onto something else and appreciate that there is no detailed stuff to clean. PPrune JB when Slasher was around was regularly deleted from history.