I can only assume that the RN, well known for their smart uniform, have an equivalent of the RAF's Assistant Director of Clothing Requirements and Procurement ... AD
CRAP(RAF), which sums up the output of his Assistant Directorate in my time, with the ever-creased polyester lightweight trousers and the endless vomiting of a new design of Wooly-Pully.
Dear God, don't HM Forces has some bigger issues to f-about with? Like aircraft, and carriers, and a balanced force structure? Thank God I'm long gone.