While this thread is dropping into the comedic ...
One which doesn't drop into a busy (88,000 movements per year) VFR traffic lane in G.
It's so easy to avoid John. Simply head northwest and join the other country bumkins. Here we can listen to your endless circuit commentary's on 126.7 as you struggle with identifying yourself.
Back in the real world of 88,000 movements, the pilot of average ability knows that a 1nm wide column is easy to avoid. This same pilot is also more than happy to see at least one GA business succeeding.