How much printer paper is left at the red stripe? Apparently xx metres. How much is left at the second red stripe? Apparently x metres.
We all know that the red stipes are there to indicate the paper ribbon is running low and we will renew as circumstances permit.
If you are the type of STC that asks this sort of question even in a contrived humorous way but because of your role comes across as passive aggressive given the noticeable smirk on your face you have just lost any credibly and should do yourself and others a favour by stepping down from checking.
Enough said