Here I is about to venture across Bass Strait in wun 'o dem little single engine areplanes.......
After giving the life jacket brief to me pax...............the Mother of the said asks "What will you need those for?????"
Another of the more youthful-looking company pilots went and jumped in the trusty B58, only to be asked by the punters "Oh you're on work experience are you? When's the pilot coming out???"
Aaarrgh!!