Apparently, this was heard ooverhear LAX:
Bored pilot in the hold says:
"jesus, i'm f***ing bored"
ATC:"Last transmission, state your full callsign"
Pilot "I said i'm f***ing bored, not f***ing stupid"
When i learnt to fly in california, my instructor and i were working at Brown field, just on the mexican border. (The story about the dumb student doing touch and go's at Gen Rodriguez which is parralel to brown and about half a mile away over the border will just have to wait)
Anyway, the girl in the tower who has a really sweet voice says something like "Cherokee 44293 clear touch and go etc..." and my instructor says (without realizing that i have hit the PTT button) "Cor, she sounds really sexy, i bet she takes it up the a*se!"
girl in tower: "cherokee 44293 check stuck mic, and by the way, yes i am and yes i do!"
We didn't hang around for an introduction.