Guilty despite being proven innocent
As funny as some of these posting are, there's a darker side to this issue.
Everybody knows that CX has never had an "innocent until proven guilty" culture. Quite the opposite, you're most definitely guilty, and if you're lucky you may have an opportunity to prove you're innocent.
Recent events though have shown that an accusation can be levelled at an individual (maybe in good faith, but that's immaterial to the story), and even when the individual is tested and demonstrated to be absolutely free of any alcohol, aka 0.00 BAC, such proof of innocence is insufficient. The accused still has to undergo an "assessment", with all the associated stress, and indignity of having their life picked apart and judged.
"Guilty despite being proven innocent"
People, they make an airline............