You can bet if the Media Boffins stuck a mic under the nose of a punter after all this and they said something along the lines of "Nahh it was all cool mate, No Worries" then they would drop em like a hot potato and go and find someone who's can give em what they want.
"Ah excuse me!! Was anybody's life in danger? Want your friends to see you on the news? Step this way!!"
Clowns- all of em
Tixy