Big smile – thanks Sarcs (I think) – just goes to show how easily the 'prose' in the -
press release - can be readily adapted. As this is a significant incident, was some BRB interest in deconstructing the entire thing to try distilling some sense, or useful information. But, to be Frank, it's not worth the effort. We tried, but finished up rolling about the floor, laughing. Some of the more inane comments in the ATSB 'press release' were just too risible and proved irresistible. We gave up in the end and spent the evening with Mickey Bliss, damning Beaker and mourning the loss of the real ATSB.
The Canucks must have finished their 'audit', no way that 'report' could be released while they were here and on the job. We have sent a TSBC (BRB) colleague a copy though, just for more laughs.
Anyway, to contribute anything sensible to this thread, based on the press release would be a waste of time and effort. Best we can all do is ask the minister for our ATSB back, or give the job to AMSA; or, better yet get shut of it altogether and save the dollars.