This has got retired General (ideally ex-Infantry)...
Wrathmonk, Cavalry surely? Get rid of all those grubby aero-whatsits and kit out the hangar deck as stables.
Given Admiral Nelson was a famous boaty type chap it does seem odd that it wasn't used as the comparitor for height, especially as Niagara Falls and Nelson's Column are near as damnit the same height. Perhaps it's bad form in the Admiralty to say that something is bigger than Nelson's Column?
Anyhoo, very tempted to apply, just for sh**s and giggles.