Wavering Jet Provost student pilot's voice:
"Mayday, Mayday, practice Mayday!"
Annoyed QFI's voice, same transmission:
"You ****ing idiot!"
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ATC: "Air France ***, what are your present in flight conditions?"
AF: "We are in and out of ze bottoms...."
Unknown: "Vive Le sport!"
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Airline pilot, just having been given landing clearance by female ATC controller and having failed to re select internal comms and mistakenly thinking he was now addressing cabin crew:
"Ladies, if you would all like to sit down for our landing...."
ATC: "We are sitting down!"