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Old 30th April 2003 | 01:17
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mo_gravy
 
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well i've read all the posts and i still dont watch the demos. yeah yeah i heard what you said but still...listen.. my inate sense of cowardice and self-preservation enures that in the event of emergency a hostie 25 rows in front of me who even thinks about blowing that slide will have the thought interrupted mid-way from branium to gold-bangle-encrusted wrist by the arrival of my size 10 boot appearing in front of her face as if by magic as I transport myself out the exit to a location at least 200m away from the flaming wreckage without my fat white arse touching the ground or spilling my CC and dry and all the while continuing my mobile call to lady-friend with broker announcing hot deal on call-waiting.

so who cares if the demo plays or not... i'm alright and the rest can follow me. instinct will prevail let me assure you and we all live to run away another day. nuff said





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Last edited by flyblue; 30th April 2003 at 01:56.
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