Heard on the Isle of Man today;
Tower (female voice); "M-CD, after the small jet on finals, line up and wait"
M-CD; After the small jet, line up and wait, M-CD"
Jet (sounding peeved); "It's not that small, you know..."
Tower (without missing a beat); "I hear it's how you use it that matters...."
Made me chuckle anyhow.. ..