H.R.
Was at a routine morning management meeting some years ago when the usual " Human Remains" item was thankfully absent, but a strange wild-eyed peroxide blonde creature was gibbering away on a cellphone.
On being pressed , she announced that she was acting as H.R. "Locum". (
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The meeting then went on for three times a long as normal, due to persistent irrelevant and inane questions and "input" from said individual.
Yeah ,
Sure.
P.S. And no , I wasn't chairing.