The sense of humour up North is drier than dry. The second runway at Dundee is golf course on the northern edge of the city. When forced to landed there (because Dundee was too difficult) you have to land in a tree - because Biggles did it. Searching PPrune will probably unearth a massive thread!
The haar is fairly unpredictable, Dundee can be vulnerable, but that might well leave Fife or Perth clear. Worst case there is always Edinburgh or Aberdeen - it is after all only money!