How to thread drift in 720 posts!!!

[Walter Atkinson]

***Champ, go have a Bundy and a winny blue, iron up the flannel and head out for a parma, chill out on the pokies, drive home blind, crawl into bed and give the mrs(?) a tap on the shoulder. ***

I am a southern boy from the U.S. I wish I had a clue what that sentence means 'cause it sure sounds eloquent! I am impressed. No wonder the Aussies were such incredible allies during WWII. If an Aussie couldn't shoot the bastard, he could talk the poor bugger into confusion.