Cpt. Undepants, apologies accepted and court martial called off
. Can't get hold of Goffel anyway. Would love to know if you manage to fit 36 cases of Castle into a Bossie. Cannot recall the SAAF managing it and if they did not do it, it cannot be done.
Cardinal Puff,
polish the pilot's windscreen in flight before climbing off (he did this from the outside).
If anybody does not believe it, this was for real. Had it a couple times (it plays havok with the drag and always necessitated a power increase). It proves that anybody jumping from a serviceable aircraft is totally nuts.
Also known as the CONVERTER
Glad you defined CONVERTER as there's also a law about calling a Kudu a converter. You have to define - CONVERTER of what? For instance, it converted REAL ORCA to bang seats, it converted pilots to wear ear protection under their headsets, it converted every healthy person in the circuit pattern during night flying training into insomniacs, it converted productive hens (chikens that is) from commercial egg bearing animals into zip producing pet birds (apparently the resultant shock after a Kudu passed overhead a chicken farm at low level).
no discernible change in altitude or airspeed.
You forgot the massive increase in fuel consumption
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