I've flown with the RAF a number of times and only twice have experienced a mishap, once aboard a Herc landing -at West Freigh [but not where they should have] and once going forwards to visit the cockpit, as invited, only to find it full of sleeping green men [VC10K? returning from Suda Bay via Cairo
].
Oh and having an unexpected layover in Asi, twice, as Timmy, the useless piece of s**t, left us stranded, AGAIN....
