T richard
You have won the 'Most inane piffle in one thread' award
What genuinely does concern me is that a blood clot such as yourself is in possession of a firearm....... Tell us are you or have you been in the Military?
As for distortion of Posts, on this very thread, a rendition aproximating my girlfriend was placed on here by someone other than me, Spongycrabsix had a go at me.....blatantly obvious even to your good self, apologies for any spelling mistakes, its the bank holiday and the Chablis has been flowing since lunchtime
In reality you don't even warrant a reply for saying that you find Monty Python unfunny

Now then where is that wannabe intellectual sidekick of yours, Sasless
Saudipc-9 anytime mate, but its your round