What about coming over to the US to work for a regional? They will literally hire ANYONE with ATP minimums at this point. Apparently multiple DUI's are OK now, as long as you have the ATP mins.
Anyway, figure out how to get over the US and work. As long as you have a pulse, they'll put you in a E-170. Of course the pay sucks, but a great stepping stone to better paying jobs overseas, obtaining quick jet time.