Great post Liam - your amusing sarcasm left me in stitches.
But more seriously you wrote:
We are paying two top rank ex-ALPA men top $HK and they must be over this like a tramp on chips. They must have anticipated this, mustn't they?
Then I stopped laughing. DD has done absolutely nothing for us in his time here except take his huge expat package. His colleague in arms will do the same - nothing. We aren't in the US of A. We're in HKG and these two guys just don't understand how things work here and never will.
So who's running the AOA?
I know who's running rings round them.