Visited EGLF recently, South Apron is enclosed by a fence with two taxyway gates, North and West. A US Bizjet was getting annoyed at delays, eventually given clearance to taxy:
Twr - "November blah blah, taxy through the North Gate to Golf 1 for Rwy 24."
Bizjet (snottily) - "And WHICH one is the North Gate?"
Twr - "Well, if you're facing south, it'll be the one behind you."
Well it made us chuckle.