Option 1. Throw it over the fence, go through screening, use ASIC that you can hold with criminal history of drug importation to go airside, pick up item, carry on.
Option 2. Go to alternate security checkpoint. Don't get screened. Carry on
Option 3. Fly in from regional airport. Carry on
Option 4. $10 bolt cutters and a high vis vest for when you are airside. Carry on.
Option 5. Pick fight with imported security officer whose full background could not be verified due to limitations on his country of origins police service (or just simple corruption). Loose fight as Police are called and you are carted away.
Brilliant post, and every single one of them spot on.