Archetypal example of Sun headline quoted by OP. Good to see the sub-editors are still on song.
Also the Major General doesn't have to bother with scolding his chaps about how they write (use of capitals etc) he just needs to refer them to JSP 101 (if it still exists!).
I've just had my lunch, a still warm slice of topside with serious horseradish sandwiched between 2 slices of farmhouse bread and butter (x2)
Rgds SOS