Apols for the tabloid-esque headline, I'm not sure what Major General James Cowan would make of a warmish and relatively raw Lady L's egg banjo spurting down the front of one's top.
Either way, he has taken the time to "
hit out" in a "
rant" about sandwiches. “Quite a few officers in the divisional mess seem to be under the impression that they can eat their food with their hands. The practice of serving rolls and sandwiches
has to stop."
My bold and italics, but it suited the moment. You'll have to take a moment to subscribe to the Sun Online to read any more. But if you're the sort of 'chap' (
that's going to set pulses racing too I imagine) to eat with your hands your log in details will never be more than a synapse away anyway.
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