Old true story . .. . . . . the airline interview . .. . . .ticks all the boxes with the panel .. . . . one of whom asks as she is standing up to leave -
"By the way . . . sexual harassment . . . .. do you have anything to say on that subject? How would you handle a situation like that?"
"I'd ask him not to say a word."
(you just got to love sassy)
Another case of speed of lightning -
Heard from Nomad waaaaay out over ocean on radar patrol
"Um..the left chip light's come on. . . .. . ops normal ......call again at three-zero"
Later...
"Um..ooer..the right chip light's just come on"
Quick as a flash from another company aircraft ..
"Can I have yer car?"