You know Mixture, your relationship with and reaction to anything not overly positive about Apple is thoroughly unnatural and unhealthy.
Fact of the matter is, I don't mind if people have bad things to say about Apple. But those things must be genuine.... not just jumping on the Apple-bashing bandwagon, spewing out unsubstantiated nonsense .... or even, in the case of the most recent example, trying to pass off a blatant spoof as the real thing.
The simple truth is that most Apple bashers here are just doing so because its the fashionable thing to do, and not because they have any genuine issue to report.
Finally, please, don't try to portray me as some sort of deluded Apple fan, I am not. I use all four major platforms..... Windows, Mac, Linux and BSD (i.e. over and above than Apple OS X BSD) .... so I'm well aware of the pros and cons of each, thank you very much.