170to5
Stick to flying, avoid the humour.
What is funny and somewhat ironic is that there are indeed certain individuals who continue to have difficulty finding a simple pair of black socks, a clean ironed shirt or still insist on wearing the tie clip, non standard belts and other bizarre non standard additions.
For a grown adult professional to fail even these simple tests before embarking on flying a 350 - 550 tonne highly automated and complex piece of machinery does fill me with a certain element of concern. Yes, I know, it's got bugger all to do with how you fly the plane but, is it really that difficult to put on a uniform that's provided?