Further inspired instructions from behind the desk:
- When your hotel rooms are not ready and you are offered a free breakfast, go change into your crew jammies in a public toilet (as you do in the AC) as to not shame the brand and eat in the the sacred garments.
- Refrain from defecating or urinating in a public facility while in uniform, again change into your jammies beforehand. Farting is prohibited.
- Adjusting of ones genitals in uniform is forbidden, especially when walking by my desk.
Speaking of which, its time for tea and medals at the club.
Al, the pilots pal.