I'd forgotten about the 'hat police'. That started in KAF when the WO scribbly was tasked by the Detco to stand outside the UK DFAC and tell people to put their hats on.
The next day, at the very same spot the blunty WO had been standing, there was an inscription in big letters written on the blast wall...
"Daddy, what did you do in the war?"
"I was in the hat police, son"
"Daddy, what's a w@nker?"
It was scrubbed out shortly afterwards after half of KAF had come to see it and p!ss themselves laughing!
LJ