One day I'm at dispatch standing by my flight. The Fo from another flight comes up to me and starts talking to me.
A few minutes later, the little Irish **** Check captain walks up to my flight and abruptly interrupts "What the F...k is going on here?"
Me: "We are talking about the trip myself and the Fo have just done"
Irish **** : "Well enough of this BS and I suggest you go back to your flight unless you want to come to SGN with us on the line check!"
Me : "Well considering that this is my flight and it is going to SIN, I suggest you go back to your flight!"
Irish ****: " Oh..ho...umm!? What the F..k is this? Pointing to my name on the flight plan.
Me. "That is me!"
Irish **** : " oh..umm...I don;t think we have flown together before?"
Me: No, and I will make sure that never happens!"