Fac6
Yes I think I have seen this chap in action.
May I suggest that you always have 2 answers as this creates the appropriate amount of confusion to overcome the uncomfortable moment of stunned silence.
1. I am left handed ... Highly plausible given your seat.
2. Karma is vitally important in Budhism. What you turn clockwise I need to turn anti clockwise . This keeps the a/c in perfect trim.
Maybe the AOA can make themselves useful and produce a handbook.