That's right pilotchute! None of us have ever done anything like that. No Harriers over the Falkans, no 9G rate fights, no 48 ship pushes into hostile airspace, no three wires in the middle of the night onto a rocking carrier, no bush flying in the Arctic, and no babysitting right-seat Top Guns like yourself with "several hundred" bugsmasher hours. Nope, yours would be a bigger challenge than any of us can fathom.
Get real...