and (ssshhh) Win XP
You are still (sort of) permitted to use that word round these parts until April 8th, 2014.
(The underlying less than subtle message being that you should get up off your lazy backside and upgrade to something supported before D-Day.)
After that.... the answer to all XP questions from myself (and, I assume, that man from Bracknell and the others) will be that you're very much on your own. I very much do not want to encourage the desperate clinging community.
Alles klar?