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Old 25th March 2003 | 15:21
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FlyMD
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Washington Ground control to united 727 having just taken the second wrong turn:

"United XXX, you just took a wrong turn AGAIN!!! You are now out of sequence and messing up my priority pattern!! Turn LEFT, i say again LEFT at next holding bay and HOLD POSITION, i repeat DO NOT MOVE until i tell you!!!"
(This in a very aggressive tone from a audibly emotional female controller)

United XXX: "Uuhh Roger." (embarassed and cowed)

...
(30 seconds of embarassed silence on ground frequ...)



(male voice from other airplane in the sequence):
"Wasn't I married to you once, Ma'am?"
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